Description

Welcome to FappOut, a world of nuclear madness where the old civilization has been reduced to ashes, but humanity’s bad habits have survived intact. Atomic bombs wiped away the world as people knew it, and all the years since have done little to make its survivors wiser. War never changes—and, according to your foul-mouthed storyteller, neither do the idiots who wage it. Meet Tailer Shitatongue, who would much prefer you call him the Incomparable Tailer Shitatongue. With a crude joke and a mocking laugh, Uncle Tailer offers his own fairytale of humanity’s spectacular downfall. Don’t expect a noble speech about another Chosen One crawling out of some forgotten hole: his introduction to the wasteland is far more interested in girls, sex, drugs, and the ugly business of getting what you want. Behind the irreverent humor lies a dangerous setting full of mystery, where money and a good gun carry more weight than lofty ideals. If you’ve got cash in your pocket, Tailer is ready to show you how things work. Leave the dull old world behind and step into a post-nuclear society that’s every bit as reckless as the one that destroyed itself.