Angry Dik

Description

At the edge of the world stands the legendary Kingdom of Lazy Eggs, a nation whose people prefer a life of leisure to the hardships of war. Yet their aversion to effort has never dulled their talent for creating bizarre, lewd magical contraptions. For generations, they have protected the source of their kingdom’s power—the Testicle Power Core—and worshipped its ancient, short-tempered guardian deity: ANGRY DIK. That peaceful idleness comes under threat when a covetous group of Demon Goddesses sets its sights on the sacred Eggs. Their prize is no ordinary treasure: whoever claims the Testicle Power Core can unleash endless climaxes and command the world’s energy of desire. With his followers facing devastation, ANGRY DIK descends in fury to defend his people and the power they have guarded for so long. Angry Dik brings this absurd fantasy conflict to life with an unlikely kingdom, ambitious divine enemies, and a guardian whose temper leaves little room for negotiation. Prepare for the wrathful bombardment of the Furious Shaft as the Kingdom of Lazy Eggs puts its guiding principle to the test: even in sloth, the hardest defense shall guard the nation.