Description

Schlong Commander is an adults-only programming puzzle game where you guide a tiny spacecraft through code rather than direct controls. Carrying a very specific payload, your craft must reach the woman waiting on the landing pad. The challenge is to build a program that gets it there and brings her climax meter to the top. Snap together drag-and-drop code blocks to define your spacecraft’s behavior, using movement, rotation, loops, waits, branches, and reactions to events. Each challenge gives you a par time and block count to beat, encouraging you to refine both your route and your code. Earn stars as you progress to unlock new crafts and additional blocks, expanding your options for tackling the puzzles. Developed by RiotRedCat and available through Itch.io, Schlong Commander is uncensored and presented in English. Version 0.1 was released on October 27, 2026, with a Windows download and an online play option.